Love Conquer$$ All!

Dear lovey-dovey people,

Today I have bumped into a "very February edition" article in a local chick magazine (if its chick lit, can it be chick mag?). Anyway, it aimed at teaching clueless guys out there on how to finally know the secret to your girlfriend/wife's heart by doing simple gestures in this very special day. Its St. Valentine's Day, by the way (welcome to my blog, dear blurry men!) and an article of this kind is bound to appear in every magazine, newspaper, tea towels, toilet rolls, the back of cans, mineral water bottles, spray paint, canned tuna, CD covers, cell phone screens, local dumpster truck. I think saying "I love you" by pasting your mug shot on the local dumpster is real cute and super cool.

(That's for you, retarius. Good luck with the chicks! They will swarm you like bluebottles, hopefully for a good reason).

So, in that article, the author claimed that one single stategy that can literally kill you girlfriends/wifes into lumps of nostalgic lovey-dovey drool fest is to bring her back to where you first met her, kissed her, or held her hands. While you are at it, give subtle hints that you DO remember what she wore on your first date and how it had blown your mind of! To make things sweeter, eat that dessert that you both have shared on your that historic first date too. Tell her she looks just as smashing as she did and how you would love her indefinitely.

Its as easy as 1-2-3.

But try doing that every year, mister!

However, the advice I loved best was:
Know her dress size, shoe size, coat size, stocking size, bra size and of course finger size (for that ring), and then..

JUST OPEN YOUR WALLET!



Happy St. Consumerism's Day!!!